Street Fighter V gives us chills

It’s all Systemas go in Street Fighter V come February 28th with the Queen of cold, Colin… Kolin! From Russia. She is an expert at the Russian martial art of Systema (which is a real thing), which lets you shoot frigid blasts and icicles (may not occur when practicing it in real life). It also presumably involves hacking your emails and a campaign of propaganda that leaves you unable to tell what’s real and what’s fiction any more.

And! It’s not even pronounced Colin either. It’s Col-een – which rhymes with Jolene or pristine or Mr Sheen or “well she was just seventeen, you know what I mean” or …

If you think she’s cool then you can play her come February 28th by ponying up £24.99/€29.99/$29.99 for her, Akuma and four yet to be announced characters. If you have Season pass already then sit back and relax, cause you’ll have no more worries for the rest of your days – or “Akuma Matata” if you prefer.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice Kolin!

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Written by Sean P

I enjoy playing games and I enjoy writing things, so I decided to combine the two. I do bits here and there and have a twitter that mainly just announces things I've done as my life revolves around very little that is truly interesting.

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