(Please don’t) Take me down to the paradise city

As much as we like Guns ‘n’ Roses here at Critical Gamer (you know, when Slash was doing his bits) we have to disagree with their view on the city when it comes to games. If games are anything to go by, the grass isn’t that green, if you can even find some, and whilst a few of the girls may be pretty, they seem to be lost in a sea of plain Janes and...