Sony is hailing it as a “Naughty or Nice?” release of discounted streaming cinema for Valentines’ Day, but spending Valentines’ Day alone would be less painful.
Expect the box of chocolates to come out in sheer desperation as these stinkers come in at 5.99 GBP a piece (available on PSP too). They’re worth listing in their badness:
Cruel Intentions 1, 2 and 3 (…glad they included the third one)
Fatal Attraction (…cheery)
My Bloody Valentine (…yum)
When Harry Met Sally (…the cheery Fatal Attraction)
Indecent Proposal (…again, Sony’s idea of Valentines’ Day?)
The Ladies Man (…as if the T.V. character wasn’t tedious enough)
Vanilla Sky (…just creepy)
School of Seduction (…a nearly artful intro to the ‘seductive arts’)
…AND MY PERSONAL FAVUORITES FOR THAT SPECIAL VALENTINES’ TREAT…
Species II
Species IV: The Awakening
I suppose Part I and III weren’t romantic enough.
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